Depardieu thrown off plane after urinating on carpet

They did wait for the plane to land, though. French film star Gerard Depardieu, recently voted France's third most irritating celebrity, bids for the top spot by standing up during take-off, unzipping, and letting loose.

Mr. Depardieu has not been charged with any crime; the perks of celebrity.

Photo: AP; Gerard Depardieu in discomfort during interview on account of his preposterously small bladder